things to do in metro during morning rush hour

1. Stare outside the window hoping that you will find the answer to your boss's questions written on a hoarding
2. Put on earhones and retend the cell phone in your pocket is actually an i-pod
3. Stitch a sweater (don't do this in summer) for your nephew/grandson/neighbour's son
4. Hold hands and smile at each other
5. Read a letter from your boy friend which says - "I'm v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v .v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v.v sorry. I love you. Have faith in god....."
6. Read the same letter while standing behind the girl
7. Check the metro map for the 10th time to figure out when you have to get off, although you do the trip everyday
8. Squat
9. Read a book while standing up (this is me)
10. Stand at the wrong door and push your way out when the station comes as if you has just discovered a bomb in the train